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Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me
| "Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me" | |||||
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| Album track by Weezer | |||||
| Album | SZNZ: Autumn | ||||
| Released | September 22, 2022 | ||||
| Label | Crush Music/Atlantic Records | ||||
| Writer(s) | Rivers Cuomo | ||||
| Producer(s) | Tyler Cole, Suzy Shinn | ||||
| Status | Released | ||||
| Stream |  Spotify |
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| SZNZ: Autumn track listing | |||||
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| Spotify Canvas art | |||||
"Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me" is the first track on SZNZ: Autumn.
Contents
Appearances
- SZNZ: Autumn (2022)
Overview
The song's title was discovered by fans in the database for a Weezer set list survey hosted on Rivers Cuomo's website in June of 2022. Cuomo mentioned the track on the his Discord server on August 22, 2022, stating that it was to act as the de facto lead single for the record, conceding “there probably won’t be a radio single.”[1] Ultimately, "What Happens After You" was chosen as the album's "single."
A 22-second clip of the song was made available on September 15 as reward for solving that day's puzzle on Cuomo's web game, Weezle.
A demo of "Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me" was leaked online in December of 2022.
Known recordings
| Performer(s) | Title | Filename | Date of recording | Recording location | Length | Appeared on | Notes |
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| Rivers Cuomo | Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me | Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me bridge 2021-07-07 16.16.mp3 | July 7, 2021 | 3:18 | Leaked online | ||
| Weezer | Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me | 2022 |
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3:01 | SZNZ: Autumn |
Personnel
- Rivers Cuomo — lead vocals, guitar
- Brian Bell — rhythm guitar
- Scott Shriner — bass
- Patrick Wilson — drums
Audio
Lyrics
So-and-so's in Tahoe with a hottie by the fire
Such-and-such in Cabo, Salsa-dancing on a wire
I'm just spitting, gritting teeth, and being crucified
Trying to tell myself the pins and needles is a vibe
Hey, doctor, doctor, give it to me
I got a bad case of… not loving me
I'm wishing that I was doing what somebody else is doing
But I can't dance; don't ask me
I, I always wish I was doing what somebody else is doing
But I can't dance; don't ask me
I don't got the huevos to approach the door and knock
No one cares, but I still feel like I'm a laughing stock
I keep running 'round and 'round the same old city block
While everybody else inside is waiting for the drop
Hey, doctor, doctor, give it to me
I got a bad case of… not loving me
I'm wishing that I was doing what somebody else is doing
But I can't dance; don't ask me
I, I always wish I was doing what somebody else is doing
But I can't dance; don't ask me
I don't know where my heart at
Don't know where my head at
Don't know where my feet at
I'm wishing that I was doing what somebody else is doing
But I can't dance; don't ask me
Hey, it's getting kind of cold out here
I'm all alone (Knock, knock!)
Don't let me come inside your place
It's getting kind of cold out here
I'm all alone (Knock, knock!)
I don't want to go inside your place
Give it to me
I've got a bad, bad case of… not loving me
I'm wishing that I was doing what somebody else is doing
But I can't dance; don't ask me
I, I always wish I was doing what somebody else is doing
But I can't dance; don't ask me
I don't know where my heart at
Don't know where my head at
Don't know where my feet at
I'm wishing that I was doing what somebody else is doing
But I can't dance; don't ask me
I can't dance
See also
 Weezerpedia's Tablature Project has material related to "Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me". |
References
- ↑ Discord. 22 August 2022. File:Mrn-cantdance-single.png
