Sir Galahad was brave
He took with him his knave
They both were so strong together, no
They sniffed upon flowers
They passed away hours and hours
Then came the dragon to kill them
But they simply willed him away
Then they had their final trial
They had to drink five gallons of bile
This bile came from an evil wizard
Who proclaimed himself to be Grainfuf, the Flairg
They were equally smart
And they beat his ass with his own art
But it wasn't destined to be
And they were cast out into the firey sea
And so it ended
Sir Galahad
"Sir Galahad" | |||||
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Album track by Southern Fried Swing | |||||
Album | Free Flight Thru the Universe of Sound | ||||
Released | 2003 | ||||
Length | 2:08 | ||||
Label | Amorphous Records | ||||
Writer(s) | Patrick Wilson and Karl Koch | ||||
Status | Officially released | ||||
Free Flight Thru the Universe of Sound track listing | |||||
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"Sir Galahad" is the ninth track from the album Free Flight Thru the Universe of Sound by Southern Fried Swing. The original lyrics of the song were featured on earlier versions of the Southern Fried Swing website [1][2]. The characters detailed in the song's lyrics are drawn on the back cover of the CD releases of the album. The illustration was submitted by a very early SFS fan who somehow heard the song before the album was pressed, whose name is (presently) unknown.
Lyrics
SIR GALAHAD WAS BRAVE
HE TOOK WITH HIM HIS KNAVE
THEY BOTH WERE SO STRONG TOGETHER, NO
THEY SNIFFED UPON FLOWERS
THEY PASSED AWAY HOURS AND HOURS
THEN CAME THE DRAGON TO KILL THEM
BUT THEY SIMPLY WILLED HIM AWAY
THEN THEY FACED THEIR FINAL TRIAL
THEY HAD TO DRINK 5 GALLONS OF BILE
THIS BILE CAME FROM AN EVIL WIZARD
WHO PROCLAIMED HIMSELF TO BE GRAINFUF, THE FLAIRG*
BUT THEY WERE EQUALLY SMART
AND THEY BEAT HIS ASS WITH HIS OWN ART
BUT IT WASNT DESTINED TO BE
AND THEY WERE CAST INTO THE FIREY SEA
AND SO IT ENDED.
*alternately "GRAINF, OF THE FLAIRG"