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==Lyrics==
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===The British Are Coming (ver. 1)===
<poem>I know how to hack
I know how to program code
I know how to sweep
My girlfriend off of her feet
Nielsen's a joke
Same with the Gallup Polls
Nobody else has a clue
What I'm s'posed to do

Fucking Romans tryin' to run the show
Telling me what to do and where to go
Get my horse and ...tell the world
The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

It might take a sec'
For me to defeat Boba Fett
I need a new gun
I'm tired of this old one

Fucking Romans tryin' to run the show
Telling me what to do and where to go
Get my horse and ...tell the world
The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming</poem>}}{{Lyric box|
===The British Are Coming (ver. 2)===
<poem>I know how to hack
I know how to program code
I know how to sweep
{{Highlight|The co-eds}} off of {{Highlight|their}} feet
{{Highlight|The}} Nielsen's a{{Highlight|re}} joke{{Highlight|s}}
Same with the Gallup Polls
Nobody else has a clue
What I'm {{Highlight|meant}} to do

{{Highlight|Roman consuls}} tryin' to run the show
Telling me what to do and {{Highlight|who to know}}
Get my horse 'cause I gotta tell the world
The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

It might take a sec'
For me to defeat Boba Fett
I need a new gun
I'm tired of this old one

{{Highlight|Roman consuls}} tryin' to run the show
Telling me what to do and {{Highlight|who to know}}
Get my horse 'cause I gotta tell the world
The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

{{Highlight|...}}

{{Highlight|The British are coming}}
{{Highlight|The British are coming}}
{{Highlight|The British are coming}}

The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming
</poem>}}{{Lyric box|
===The British Are Coming (ver. 3)===
<poem>{{Highlight|I'm burning my books}}
{{Highlight|Tired of so much input}}
{{Highlight|And you know what?}}
{{Highlight|I know how to whittle wood}}
The Nielsen's are jokes
Same with the Gallup Polls
Nobody else has a clue
What I'm meant to do

{{Highlight|Fuckin' redcoats}} tryin' to run the show
Telling me what to do and {{Highlight|where to go}}
{{Highlight|I'll mount}} my horse 'cause {{Highlight|it's time to}} tell the world
The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

It might take a sec'
For me to defeat Boba Fett
I need a new gun
I'm tired of this {{Highlight|broken}} one

{{Highlight|Fuckin' redcoats}} tryin' to run the show
Telling me what to do and {{Highlight|where to go}}
{{Highlight|I'll mount}} my horse 'cause {{Highlight|it's time to}} tell the world
The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

{{Highlight|I got a special friend in my pocket}}
{{Highlight|And he tells me everything I need to know}}
{{Highlight|I'll hope that he helps me spread the word around}}

The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming
</poem>}}{{Lyric box|
===The British Are Coming (ver. 4)===
<poem>I'm burning my books
Tired of so much input
And you know what?
I know how to whittle wood
{{Unhighlight|The }}Nielsen's are jokes
Same with the Gallup Polls
Nobody else has a clue
What I'm meant to do

{{Highlight|Roman soldiers}} tryin' to run the show
Telling me what to do and where to go
I'll {{Highlight|get}} my horse 'cause it's time to tell the world
The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

It might take a sec'
For me to defeat Boba Fett
I need a new gun
I'm tired of this broken one

{{Highlight|Roman soldiers}} tryin' to run the show
Telling me what to do and where to go
I'll {{Highlight|get}} my horse 'cause it's time to tell the world
The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

I got a special friend in my pocket
And he tells me everything I need to know
{{Highlight|I know}} that he{{Highlight|'ll}} help{{Unhighlight|s}} me spread the word around

The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming
</poem>}}{{Lyric box|
===The British Are Coming (ver. 5)===
<poem>I'm burning my books
Tired of so much input
And you know what?
I know how to whittle wood
{{Highlight|The}} Nielsen's a{{Unhighlight|re}} joke{{Unhighlight|s}}
Same with the Gallup Poll{{Unhighlight|s}}
Nobody else has a clue
What I'm meant to do

{{Highlight|Fuck the}} soldiers tryin' to run the show
Telling me what to do and where to go
I'll {{Highlight|mount}} my horse 'cause it's time to tell the world
The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

It might take a sec'
For me to defeat Boba Fett
I need a new gun
I'm tired of this broken one

{{Highlight|Fuck the}} soldiers tryin' to run the show
Telling me what to do and where to go
I'll {{Highlight|mount}} my horse 'cause it's time to tell the world
The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

I got a special friend in my pocket
And he tells me everything I need to know
I know that he'll help me spread the word around

The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming
</poem>}}{{Lyric box|
===The British Are Coming (ver. 6)===
<poem>I'm burning my books
Tired of so much input
And you know what?
I know how to whittle wood
The Nielsen's a joke
Same with the Gallup Poll
Nobody else has a clue
What I'm meant to do

{{Highlight|Roman}} soldiers tryin' to run the show
Telling me what to do and where to go
I'll mount my horse 'cause it's time to tell the world
The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

It might take a sec'
For me to defeat Boba Fett
I need a new gun
I'm tired of this broken one

{{Highlight|Roman}} soldiers tryin' to run the show
Telling me what to do and where to go
I'll mount my horse 'cause it's time to tell the world
The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

I got a special friend in my pocket
And he tells me everything I need to know
I know that he'll help me spread the word around

The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

The British are coming
The British are coming
The British {{Unhighlight|are coming}}
</poem>}}{{Lyric box|
===The British Are Coming (ver. 7)===
<poem>I'm burning my books
Tired of {{Highlight|too many cooks}}
And you know what?
I know how to {{Highlight|cook with wood}}
The Nielsen's a joke
Same with the Gallup Poll
Nobody else has a clue
What I'm meant to do

Roman soldiers tryin' to run the show
Telling me what to do and where to go
I'll mount my horse 'cause it's time to tell the world
The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

It might take a sec'
For me to defeat Boba Fett
I need a new gun
I'm tired of this broken one

Roman soldiers tryin' to run the show
Telling me what to do and where to go
I'll mount my horse 'cause it's time to tell the world
The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

I got a special friend in my pocket
And he tells me everything I need to know
I know that he'll help me spread the word around

The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

The British are coming
The British are coming
The British...
</poem>}}{{Lyric box|
===The British Are Coming (ver. 8)===
<poem>I'm burning my books
Tired of too many cooks
And you know what?
I know how to cook with wood
The Nielsen's a joke
Same with the Gallup Poll
Nobody else has a clue
What I'm meant to do

Roman soldiers tryin' to run the show
Telling me what to do and where to go
I'll mount my horse 'cause it's time to tell the world
The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

It might take a sec'
For me to defeat Boba Fett
I need a new gun
I'm tired of this {{Highlight|airsoft}} one

Roman soldiers tryin' to run the show
Telling me what to do and where to go
I'll mount my horse 'cause it's time to tell the world
The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

I got a special friend in my pocket
And he tells me everything I need to know
I know that he'll help me spread the word around

The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

The British are coming
The British are coming
The British...
</poem>}}{{Lyric box|
===The British Are Coming (ver. 10)===
<poem>I'm burning my books
Tired of too many cooks
And you know what?
I know how to cook with wood
The Nielsen's a joke
Same with the Gallup Poll
Nobody else has a clue
What I'm meant to do

Roman soldiers tryin' to run the show
Telling me what to do and where to go
I'll mount my horse 'cause it's time to tell the world
The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

It might take a sec'
For me to defeat Boba Fett
I need a new gun
I'm tired of this airsoft one

Roman soldiers tryin' to run the show
Telling me what to do and where to go
I'll mount my horse 'cause it's time to tell the world
The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

I got a special friend in my pocket
And he tells me everything I need to know
I know that he'll help me spread the word around

The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

The British are coming
The British are coming
The British...
</poem>}}{{Lyric box|
===The British Are Coming (ver. 11)===
<poem>I'm burning my books
Tired of too many cooks
And you know what?
I know how to {{Highlight|work my}} wood
The Nielsen's a joke
Same with the Gallup Poll
Nobody else has a clue
What I'm meant to do

Roman soldiers tryin' to run the show
Telling me what to do and where to go
I'll mount my horse 'cause it's time to tell the world
The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

It might take a sec'
For me to defeat Boba Fett
I need a new gun
I'm tired of this airsoft one

Roman soldiers tryin' to run the show
Telling me what to do and where to go
I'll mount my horse 'cause it's time to tell the world
The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

I got a special friend in my pocket
And he tells me everything I need to know
I know that he'll help me spread the word around

The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

{{Unhighlight|The British are coming
The British are coming
The British...}}
</poem>}}{{Lyric box|
===The British Are Coming (ver. 12)===
<poem>I'm burning my books
Tired of too many cooks
And you know what?
I know how to work my wood
The Nielsen's a joke
Same with the Gallup Poll
Nobody else has a clue
What I'm meant to do

Roman soldiers tryin' to run the show
Telling me what to do and where to go
I'll mount my horse 'cause it's time to tell the world
The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

It might take a sec'
For me to defeat Boba Fett
I need a new gun
I'm tired of this airsoft one

Roman soldiers tryin' to run the show
Telling me what to do and where to go
I'll mount my horse 'cause it's time to tell the world
The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

I got a special friend in my pocket
And he tells me everything I need to know
I know that he'll help me spread the word around

The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming
</poem>}}{{Lyric box|
===The British Are Coming (ver. 13)===
<poem>I'm burning my books
Tired of too many cooks
And you know what?
I know how to work my wood
The Nielsen's a joke
Same with the Gallup Poll
Nobody else has a clue
What I'm meant to do

Roman soldiers tryin' to run the show
Telling me what to do and where to go
I'll mount my horse 'cause it's time to tell the world
The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

It might take a sec'
For me to defeat Boba Fett
I need a new gun
I'm tired of this airsoft one

Roman soldiers tryin' to run the show
Telling me what to do and where to go
I'll mount my horse 'cause it's time to tell the world
The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

I got a special friend in my pocket
And he tells me everything I need to know
I know that he'll help me spread the word around

The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming
</poem>}}{{Lyric box|
===The British Are Coming (ver. 14)===
<poem>I'm burning my books
Tired of too many cooks
And you know what?
I know how to work my wood
The Nielsen's a joke
Same with the Gallup Poll
Nobody else has a clue
What I'm meant to do

Roman soldiers tryin' to run the show
Telling me what to do and where to go
I'll mount my horse 'cause it's time to tell the world
The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

It might take a sec'
For me to defeat Boba Fett
I need a new gun
I'm tired of this airsoft one

Roman soldiers tryin' to run the show
Telling me what to do and where to go
I'll mount my horse 'cause it's time to tell the world
The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

I got a special friend in my pocket
And he tells me everything I need to know
I know that he'll help me spread the word around

The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming
</poem>}}{{Lyric box|
===The British Are Coming (ver. 15)===
<poem>I'm burning my books
Tired of too many cooks
And you know what?
I know how to work my wood
The Nielsen's a joke
Same with the Gallup Poll
Nobody else has a clue
What I'm meant to do

Roman soldiers tryin' to run the show
Telling me what to do and where to go
I'll mount my horse 'cause it's time to tell the world
The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

It might take a sec'
For me to defeat Boba Fett
I need a new gun
I'm tired of this airsoft one

Roman soldiers tryin' to run the show
Telling me what to do and where to go
I'll mount my horse 'cause it's time to tell the world
The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

I got a special friend in my pocket
And he tells me everything I need to know
I know that he'll help me spread the word around

The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming
</poem>}}{{Lyric box|
===The British Are Coming (ver. 16)===
<poem>I'm burning my books
Tired of too many cooks
And you know what?
I know how to work {{Highlight|with}} wood
The Nielsen's a joke
Same with the Gallup Poll{{Highlight|s}}
Nobody else has a clue
What I'm meant to do

Roman soldiers tryin' to run the show
Telling me what to do and where to go
I'll mount my horse 'cause it's time to tell the world
The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

It might take a sec'
For me to defeat Boba Fett
I need a new gun
I'm tired of this airsoft one

Roman soldiers tryin' to run the show
Telling me what to do and where to go
I'll mount my horse 'cause it's time to tell the world
The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

I got a special friend in my pocket
And he tells me everything I need to know
I know that he'll help me spread the word around

The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming
</poem>}}{{Lyric box|
===The British Are Coming (ver. 17)===
<poem>I'm burning my books
Tired of too many cooks
And you know what?
I know how to work with wood
The Nielsen's a joke
Same with the Gallup Polls
Nobody else has a clue
What I'm meant to do

Roman soldiers tryin' to run the show
Telling me what to do and where to go
I'll mount my horse 'cause it's time to tell the world
The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

It might take a sec'
For me to defeat Boba Fett
I need a new gun
I'm tired of this airsoft one

Roman soldiers tryin' to run the show
Telling me what to do and where to go
I'll mount my horse 'cause it's time to tell the world
The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

I got a special friend in my pocket
And he tells me everything I need to know
I know that he'll help me spread the word around

The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming
</poem>}}{{Lyric box|
===The British Are Coming (ver. 18)===
<poem>I'm burning my books
Tired of too many cooks
And you know what?
I know how to work with wood
The Nielsen's a joke
Same with the Gallup Polls
Nobody else has a clue
What I'm meant to do

Roman soldiers tryin' to run the show
Telling me what to do and where to go
I'll mount my horse 'cause it's time to tell the world
The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

It might take a sec'
For me to defeat Boba Fett
I need a new gun
I'm tired of this airsoft one

Roman soldiers tryin' to run the show
Telling me what to do and where to go
I'll mount my horse 'cause it's time to tell the world
The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

I got a special friend in my pocket
And he tells me everything I need to know
I know that he'll help me spread the word around

The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming
</poem>}}{{Lyric box|
===The British Are Coming (ver. 23)===
<poem>I'm burning my books
Tired of too many cooks
And you know what?
I know how to work with wood
The Nielsen's a joke
Same with the Gallup Polls
Nobody else has a clue
What I'm meant to do

Roman soldiers tryin' to run the show
Telling me what to do and where to go
I'll mount my horse 'cause it's time to tell the world
The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

It might take a sec'
For me to defeat Boba Fett
I need a new gun
I'm tired of this airsoft one

Roman soldiers tryin' to run the show
Telling me what to do and where to go
I'll mount my horse 'cause it's time to tell the world
The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

{{Unhighlight|I got a special friend in my pocket
And he tells me everything I need to know
I know that he'll help me spread the word around}}

The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming
</poem>}}{{Lyric box|
===The British Are Coming (ver. 30)===
<poem>I'm burning my books
Tired of too many cooks
And you know what?
I know how to work with wood
The Nielsen's a joke
Same with the Gallup Polls
Nobody else has a clue
What I'm meant to do

Roman soldiers tryin' to run the show
Telling me what to do and where to go
I'll mount my horse 'cause it's time to tell the world
The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

It might take a sec'
For me to {{Highlight|clean up my house}}
{{Highlight|I've been gone so long}}
{{Highlight|There's posers where I belong}}

Roman soldiers tryin' to run the show
Telling me what to do and where to go
I'll mount my horse 'cause it's time to tell the world
The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming
</poem>}}{{Lyric box|
===The British Are Coming (ver. 31)===
<poem>I'm {{Highlight|dumping my tea}}
Tired of too many cooks
And you know what?
I know how to work with wood
The Nielsen's a joke
Same with the Gallup Polls
Nobody else has a clue
What I'm meant to do

{{Highlight|Frickin' redcoats}} tryin' to run the show
Telling me what to do and where to go
I'll mount my horse 'cause it's time to tell the world
The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

It might take a sec'
{{Highlight|To learn to stand on my own}}
{{Highlight|I ??? so long}}
{{Highlight|??? I belong}}

{{Highlight|Frickin' redcoats}} tryin' to run the show
Telling me what to do and where to go
I'll mount my horse 'cause it's time to tell the world
The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming
</poem>}}{{Lyric box|
===The British Are Coming (ver. 32)===
<poem>I'm {{Highlight|burning my books}}
Tired of {{Highlight|so many crooks}}
And you know what?
I know how to work with wood
The {{Highlight|tax is}} a joke
Same with the Gallup Polls
Nobody else has a clue
What I'm meant to do

{{Highlight|Fuckin'}} redcoats tryin' to run the show
Telling me what to do and where to go
I'll mount my horse 'cause it's time to tell the world
The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

It might {{Highlight|be absurd}}
{{Highlight|For me to take on George III}}
{{Highlight|I need a new gun}}
{{Highlight|I'm tired of this airsoft one}}

{{Highlight|Fuckin'}} redcoats tryin' to run the show
Telling me what to do and where to go
I'll mount my horse 'cause it's time to tell the world
The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming
</poem>}}{{Lyric box|
===The British Are Coming (ver. 33)===
<poem>I'm burning my books
Tired of so many crooks
And you know what?
I know how to work with wood
The tax is a joke
Same with the Gallup Polls
Nobody else has a clue
What I'm meant to do

Fuckin' redcoats tryin' to run the show
Telling me what to do and where to go
I'll mount my horse 'cause it's time to tell the world
The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

It might be absurd
For me to take on George III
I need a new gun
I'm tired of this airsoft one

Fuckin' redcoats tryin' to run the show
Telling me what to do and where to go
I'll mount my horse 'cause it's time to tell the world
The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming
</poem>}}{{Lyric box|
===The British Are Coming (ver. 34)===
<poem>I'm burning my books
Tired of so many crooks
And you know what?
I know how to work with wood
The tax is a joke
Same with the Gallup Polls
Nobody else has a clue
What I'm meant to do

Fuckin' redcoats tryin' to run the show
Telling me what to do and where to go
I'll mount my horse 'cause it's time to tell the world
The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

It might be absurd
For me to take on George III
I need a new gun
I'm tired of this airsoft one

Fuckin' redcoats tryin' to run the show
Telling me what to do and where to go
I'll mount my horse 'cause it's time to tell the world
The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming
</poem>}}{{Lyric box|
===The British Are Coming (ver. 35)===
<poem>I'm burning my books
Tired of so many c{{Unhighlight|r}}ooks
And you know what?
I know {{Highlight|that my heart is good}}
The {{Highlight|Nielsen's}} a joke
Same with the Gallup Polls
Nobody else has a clue
What I'm meant to do

{{Highlight|Roman soldiers}} tryin' to run the show
Telling me what to do and where to go
I'll mount my horse 'cause it's time to tell the world
The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

It might {{Highlight|take a sec}}
For me to {{Highlight|defeat Boba Fett}}
I need a new gun
I'm tired of this airsoft one

{{Highlight|Roman soldiers}} tryin' to run the show
Telling me what to do and where to go
I'll mount my horse 'cause it's time to tell the world
The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

{{Highlight|I got a special friend in my pocket
And he tells me everything I need to know
I know that he'll help me spread my word around}}

The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming
</poem>}}{{Lyric box|
===The British Are Coming (ver. 36)===
<poem>I'm burning my books
Tired of so many cooks
And you know what?
I know that {{Highlight|we've got the goods}}
The Nielsen's a{{Highlight|re}} joke{{Highlight|s}}
Same with the Gallup Polls
Nobody else has a clue
What {{Highlight|we're}} meant to do

Roman soldiers tryin' to run the show
Telling {{Highlight|us}} what to do and where to go
I'll mount my horse 'cause it's time to tell the world
The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

{{Highlight|Now it's so clear}}
{{Highlight|This is the reason we're here}}
{{Highlight|Out with the old}}
{{Highlight|This time let's do something bold}}

Roman soldiers tryin' to run the show
Telling {{Highlight|us}} what to do and where to go
I'll mount my horse 'cause it's time to tell the world
The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

I got a special friend in my pocket
And he tells me everything I need to know
I know that he'll help me spread my word around

The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming
</poem>}}{{Lyric box|
===The British Are Coming (ver. 37)===
<poem>{{Highlight|This is the night}}
{{Highlight|This is the moment we fight}}
{{Highlight|The redcoats are here}}
{{Highlight|And they've come to rule by fear}}
{{Highlight|We've got to stand}}
{{Highlight|Show 'em the true-blooded man}}
{{Highlight|Each one of us}}
{{Highlight|Has destiny in his hand}}

{{Highlight|Punk-ass}} soldiers tryin' to run the show
Telling us what to do and where to go
{{Unhighlight|I'll}} Mount {{Highlight|your}} horse 'cause it's time to tell the world
The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

{{Highlight|Look in your heart}}
{{Highlight|See exactly who you are}}
{{Highlight|You ain't the slave}}
{{Highlight|That the empire says you are}}

{{Highlight|Punk-ass}} soldiers tryin' to run the show
Telling us what to do and where to go
{{Unhighlight|I'll}} Mount {{Highlight|your}} horse 'cause it's time to tell the world
The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

{{Highlight|This is the destiny of all mankind}}
{{Highlight|We will shake off these chains and shackles that bind}}
{{Highlight|Come on, let's give them everything we have}}

The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming
</poem>}}{{Lyric box|
===The British Are Coming (ver. 38)===
<poem>This is the night
This is the moment we fight
The redcoats are here
And they've come to rule by fear
We've got to stand
Show 'em the true-blooded man
Each one of us
Has destiny in his hand

Punk-ass soldiers tryin' to run the show
Telling us what to do and where to go
Mount your horse 'cause it's time to tell the world
The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

Look in your heart
See exactly who you are
You ain't the slave
That the empire says you are

Punk-ass soldiers tryin' to run the show
Telling us what to do and where to go
Mount your horse 'cause it's time to tell the world
The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

This is the destiny of all mankind
We will shake off these chains and shackles that bind
Come on, let's give them everything we have

The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming
</poem>}}{{Lyric box|
===The British Are Coming (ver. 40)===
<poem>This is the night
{{Highlight|Now is the right time to}} fight
The {{Highlight|devils}} are here
{{Highlight|With blood they will draw their line}}
{{Highlight|One if by land}}
{{Highlight|Two if they come by sea}}
{{Highlight|We'll show 'em who are}}
{{Highlight|The true Sons of Liberty}}

Punk-ass soldiers tryin' to run the show
Telling us what to do and where to go
Mount your horse 'cause it's time to tell the world
The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

{{Highlight|Lexington, rise}}
{{Highlight|Light up a fire in the forge}}
{{Highlight|We're not just some coins}}
{{Highlight|In the coffer of old King George}}

Punk-ass soldiers tryin' to run the show
Telling us what to do and where to go
Mount your horse 'cause it's time to tell the world
The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

This is the {{Highlight|shot heard all around the world}}
We will shake off these chains and {{Highlight|???}}
Come on, let's give them everything we have

The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming
</poem>}}{{Lyric box|
===The British Are Coming (ver. 41)===
<poem>This is the night
Now is the right time to fight
The devils are here
{{Highlight|And they've come to}} draw their line
One if by land
Two if they come by sea
{{Highlight|I'll}} show 'em who {{Highlight|is}}
{{Highlight|The true son of liberty}}

Punk-ass soldiers tryin' to run the show
Telling {{Highlight|me}} what to do and where to go
{{Highlight|Get my}} horse 'cause it's time to tell the world
The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

{{Highlight|No tea for me}}
{{Highlight|I'll}} light up a fire in the forge
{{Highlight|I'm}} not just {{Highlight|a coin}}
{{Highlight|In the coffer of old King George}}

Punk-ass soldiers tryin' to run the show
Telling {{Highlight|me}} what to do and where to go
{{Highlight|Get my}} horse 'cause it's time to tell the world
The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

This is the {{Highlight|destiny of all mankind}}
We will shake off these chains and {{Highlight|shackles that bind}}
{{Highlight|I'm gonna}} give them everything we have

The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming
</poem>}}{{Lyric box|
===The British Are Coming (ver. 42)===
<poem>{{Highlight|I'm burning my books}}
{{Highlight|Tired of so many cooks}}
{{Highlight|And you know what?}}
{{Highlight|I know that I've got the goods}}
{{Highlight|The Nielsen's a joke}}
{{Highlight|Same with the Gallup Poll}}
{{Highlight|Nobody else has a clue}}
{{Highlight|What I'm meant to do}}

{{Highlight|Bully redcoats}} tryin' to run the show
Telling me what to do and where to go
Get my horse 'cause it's time to tell the world
The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

No {{Highlight|cup of tea}}
{{Highlight|Only the fire in this}} forge
I'm not {{Unhighlight|just}} a coin
In the coffer of old King George

{{Highlight|Bully redcoats}} tryin' to run the show
Telling me what to do and where to go
Get my horse 'cause it's time to tell the world
The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

This is the destiny of {{Unhighlight|all}} {{Highlight|hu}}mankind
We will shake off these chains and shackles that bind
I'm gonna give them everything we have

The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming
</poem>}}{{Lyric box|
===The British Are Coming (ver. 43)===
<poem>I'm burning my books
Tired of so many cooks
And you know what?
I know {{Highlight|how to work with wood}}
The Nielsen's a joke
Same with the Gallup Poll
Nobody else has a clue
What I'm meant to do

{{Highlight|Roman soldiers}} tryin' to run the show
Telling me what to do and where to go
Get my horse 'cause it's time to tell the world
The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

{{Highlight|It might take a sec'}}
{{Highlight|For me to defeat Boba Fett}}
{{Highlight|I need a new gun}}
{{Highlight|I'm tired of this airsoft one}}

{{Highlight|Roman soldiers}} tryin' to run the show
Telling me what to do and where to go
Get my horse 'cause it's time to tell the world
The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

This is the destiny of all {{Unhighlight|hu}}mankind
We will shake off these chains and shackles that bind
I'm gonna give them everything we have

The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming
</poem>}}{{Lyric box|
===The British Are Coming (ver. 44)===
<poem>{{Highlight|Lexington, rise}}
{{Highlight|Light up a fire in the forge}}
{{Highlight|We're not just coins}}
{{Highlight|In the coffer of old King George}} 
{{Highlight|Throw out your tea}}
{{Highlight|Put on a torn deerskin shirt}}
{{Highlight|I know this shot will}}
{{Highlight|Be heard all around the world}}

{{Highlight|Punk-ass}} soldiers tryin' to run the show
Telling {{Highlight|us}} what to do and where to go
Get my horse 'cause it's time to tell the world
The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

{{Highlight|One if by land}}
{{Highlight|Two if they come by sea}}
{{Highlight|We'll show 'em who are}}
{{Highlight|The true Sons of Liberty}}

{{Highlight|Punk-ass}} soldiers tryin' to run the show
Telling {{Highlight|us}} what to do and where to go
Get {{Highlight|your}} horse 'cause it's time to tell the world
The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

This is the destiny of all mankind
We will shake off these chains and shackles that bind
I'm gonna give them everything we have

The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming
</poem>}}{{Lyric box|
===The British Are Coming (ver. 45)===
<poem>{{Highlight|I'm dumping my tea}}
{{Highlight|I won't be kowtowing no more}}
{{Highlight|I'm}} not just {{Highlight|a}} coin{{Unhighlight|s}}
{{Highlight|In the coffer of old King George}} 
{{Highlight|Light up a fire}}
{{Highlight|Give me my}} torn deerskin shirt
I know this shot will
Be heard all around the world

Punk-ass soldiers tryin' to run the show
Telling {{Highlight|me}} what to do and where to go
Get my horse 'cause it's time to tell the world
The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

One if by land
Two if they come by sea
{{Highlight|I}}'ll show 'em who {{Highlight|is}}
The true son{{Unhighlight|s}} of liberty

Punk-ass soldiers tryin' to run the show
Telling us what to do and where to go
Get your horse 'cause it's time to tell the world
The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

This is the destiny of all mankind
We will shake off these chains and shackles that bind
I'm gonna give them everything we have

The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming
</poem>}}{{Lyric box|
===The British Are Coming (ver. 46)===
<poem>I'm {{Highlight|burning my books}}
{{Highlight|Tired of so many cooks}}
{{Highlight|And you know what?}}
{{Highlight|I know that my heart is good}} 
{{Highlight|I might get it wrong}}
{{Highlight|Fly in the face of good sense}}
{{Highlight|But I am unique}}
{{Highlight|And my soul wants a chance to speak}}

Punk-ass soldiers tryin' to run the show
Telling me what to do and where to go
Get my horse 'cause it's time to tell the world
The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

{{Highlight|It might take a sec'}}
{{Highlight|For me to make sense of this mess}}
{{Highlight|Throw out the past}}
{{Highlight|Uncover me at my best}}

Punk-ass soldiers tryin' to run the show
Telling {{Highlight|me}} what to do and where to go
Get {{Highlight|my}} horse 'cause it's time to tell the world
The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

This is the destiny of {{Unhighlight|all}} {{Highlight|hu}}mankind
We will shake off these chains and shackles that bind
I'm gonna give them everything we have

The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming
</poem>}}{{Lyric box|
===The British Are Coming (ver. 47)===
<poem>I'm burning my books
Tired of so many c{{Highlight|r}}ooks
And you know what?
I know {{Highlight|how to cook with wood}} 
I might get it wrong
Fly in the face of good sense
But I am unique
And my soul wants a chance to speak

Punk-ass soldiers tryin' to run the show
Telling me what to do and where to go
Get my horse 'cause it's time to tell the world
The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

It might take a sec'
For me to make sense of this mess
Throw out the past
Uncover me at my best

Punk-ass soldiers tryin' to run the show
Telling me what to do and where to go
Get my horse 'cause it's time to tell the world
The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

This is the destiny of {{Highlight|all}} {{Unhighlight|hu}}mankind
We will shake off these chains and shackles that bind
I'm gonna give them everything we have

The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming
</poem>}}{{Lyric box|
===The British Are Coming (ver. 48)===
<poem>I'm burning my books
Tired of so many crooks
And you know what?
I know how to {{Highlight|shred this}} wood 
I might {{Highlight|do it strange}}
{{Highlight|According to all these gurus}}
But {{Highlight|nobody else}}
{{Highlight|Has a clue what I'm meant to do}}

Punk-ass soldiers tryin' to run the show
Telling me what to do and where to go
Get my horse 'cause it's time to tell the world
The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

It might take a sec'
For me to make sense of this mess
{{Highlight|Brush off the gnats}}
Uncover me at my best

Punk-ass soldiers tryin' to run the show
Telling me what to do and where to go
Get my horse 'cause it's time to tell the world
The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

This is the destiny of all mankind
We will shake off these chains and shackles that bind
{{Highlight|Come on, let's}} give them everything we have

The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming
</poem>}}{{Lyric box|
===The British Are Coming (ver. 49)===
<poem>I'm burning my books
Tired of so many crooks
And you know what?
I know how to shred {{Highlight|my}} wood 
I might {{Highlight|get it weird}}
According to all {{Highlight|the experts}}
But nobody else
Has a clue {{Highlight|how to hear my hurt}}

Punk-ass soldiers tryin' to run the show
Telling me what to do and where to go
{{Highlight|Mount}} my horse 'cause it's time to tell the world
The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

It might take a sec'
For me to make sense of this mess
{{Highlight|Work out the bugs}}
Uncover me at my best

Punk-ass soldiers tryin' to run the show
Telling me what to do and where to go
{{Highlight|Mount}} my horse 'cause it's time to tell the world
The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

This is the destiny of all mankind
We will shake off these chains and shackles that bind
Come on, let's give them everything we have

The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming
</poem>}}{{Lyric box|
===The British Are Coming (ver. 50)===
<poem>I'm burning my books
Tired of so many c{{Unhighlight|r}}ooks
And you know what?
I know how to shred {{Highlight|this}} wood 
I might {{Highlight|be a fool}}
{{Highlight|Bucking the shrewdest gurus}}
But nobody else
Has a clue {{Highlight|what I'm meant to do}}

Punk-ass soldiers tryin' to run the show
Telling me what to do and where to go
Mount my horse 'cause it's time to tell the world
The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

It might take a sec'
For me to make sense of this mess
{{Highlight|Brush off}} the bugs
Uncover {{Highlight|my naked breast}}

Punk-ass soldiers tryin' to run the show
Telling me what to do and where to go
Mount my horse 'cause it's time to tell the world
The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming

This is the destiny of all mankind
We will shake off these chains and shackles that bind
Come on, let's give them everything we have

The British are coming
The British are coming
The British are coming
</poem>}}
==See also==
*"[[The British Are Coming]]"
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