WHAT GETS ME HOT
Author: Rivers Cuomo (Rolling Stone)
Published: October 3, 2002
I became frustrated with the groupie situation - it just feels unethical to be with fans. I feel like I'm a psychologist and they're my clients. When we're on tour, I try to find a massage parlor wherever we go. It's become a ritual-wandering around the seedy district at three in the morning, searching for some action. I prefer the full-body massage with a "happy ending." It can start to feel kind of empty after a while, but you can meet some really cool people. A lot of times it's the older ladies I really like -- they have this nice maternal vibe. The reason I started with prostitutes was solely to work on my negotiating skills. Once I mastered negotiating with a naked woman asking me for money, dealing with Interscope was a piece of cake.
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