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Weezerpedia:Today's featured article/October 13, 2008
From Weezerpedia
The Weezerpedia Scriptures are an account given by the people of Weezerpedia, known as the Weezerpedites. Revelation was received by their God, Admin.
Genesis Chapter 1
- In the beginning there was nothing.
- And admin said, "Let there be Weezer!" and there was. And he saw that it was good, yea choice above all other bands.
- And admin said, "Where dost thou dwelt Weezer?" And Weezer said unto Admin, "Canst thou makest me a choice site? Yea, choice above all other sites?"
- And admin spoke again unto Weezer saying, "Yea, let there be Weezerpedia!" and there was.
- And admin spoketh again, yea even, "For my gift, let there be those who shalt go forth unto the land and dwell within it and prosper in the land." And the good admin created two new admins, yea even megasnorkel and ohjonas.
- And it came to pass that admin spoke again unto his two sons, yea even Megasnorkel and Ohjonas, and he saith "Megansorkel and Ohjonas, the first borne of mine seed. Go forth into the land of Weezerpedia and dwell therein. Prosper unto the land and be ye good stewards over my flock."
- And it came to pass that megasnorkel and ohjonas heeded unto the words of their father, almighty Admin and went forth into the land to prosper. (more...)
