Here Comes the Girl

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"Here Comes The Girl"
Here Comes The Girl cover
Demo by Rivers Cuomo
Album Alone X: The Red-Raditude-Hurley Years
Released November 22, 2020
Recorded 2007
Length 3:26
Writer(s) Rivers Cuomo
Status Releaased
Alone X: The Red-Raditude-Hurley Years track listing
"Heart Songs"
(2)
"Here Comes The Girl"
(3)
"I Don't Wanna Let You Go"
(4)

"Here Comes the Girl" (alternatively, "Here Comes the Beard") is a song demoed by Rivers Cuomo in contention for Weezer's 2008 eponymous Red Album.

Appearances

Background

"Here Comes the Girl" was demoed by Rivers Cuomo in 2007 as part of the demo Deliverance at Hand!, in contention for Weezer's planned sixth album. The song went unheard for several years. A book of Deliverance at Hand! lyrics was obtained by a fan and leaked online in 2018. Though "Here Comes the Girl" never appeared on a Weezer album, Cuomo attempted to incorporate the verses into other songs (such as "Summer Elaine and Drunk Dori" and "The Bells in My Head") in 2015. "Here Comes the Girl" (as well as a variation, "Here Comes the Beard") was first heard by fans when it was released as part of the digital compilation Alone X: The Red-Raditude-Hurley Years in November of 2020.

Known recordings

Performer(s) Title Filename Date of recording Recording location Length Appeared on Notes
Rivers Cuomo Here Comes the Girl 03 Here Comes The Girl.mp3 2007 3:59 Alone X: The Red-Raditude-Hurley Years
Rivers Cuomo Here Comes the Beard here comes the beard.mp3 20062010 3:26 Alone X: The Red-Raditude-Hurley Years
Rivers Cuomo Summer Elaine and Drunk Dori elaine_7_here_comes.mp3 2015(?) 0:54 Alone XI: The EWBAITE Years "Summer Elaine" chorus with "Here Comes the Girl" verse
Rivers Cuomo The Bells in My Head bells_5_here_comes.mp3 2015 1:21 Alone X: The Red-Raditude-Hurley Years "The Bells in My Head" chorus with "Here Comes the Girl" verse
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Lyrics

Lyric sheet from the Deliverance at Hand! booklet.

"Here Comes the Girl"

Education in the Ivy League
Resume bursting at the seam
Do I have to mention how she looks?
She turns honest men in to petty crooks

Here comes the girl
She's walking by, she's talking by herself
She can get her way, whatever she wants
Here comes the girl
And she doesn't care, she doesn't give a damn
How happy is the girl?

All she wants is to be on top
She starts up in the morning and she doesn't stop
The clock counts the passing of her time
She tries to bury the pain deep inside her mind

Here comes the girl
She's walking by, she's talking by herself
She can get her way, whatever she wants
Here comes the girl
And she doesn't care, she doesn't give a damn
How happy is the girl?

Just a young thing, only five years old
When her daddy decided to just up and go
She was shaken to the very core
She would never trust nobody no more

Here comes the girl
She's walking by, she's talking by herself
She can get her way, whatever she wants
Here comes the girl
And she doesn't care, she doesn't give a damn
How happy is the girl?

"Here Comes the Beard"

People break down and fight for their lives
Never knowing if they're wrong or they're right
So much work to do until we die
Tell me that we never have to die

Here comes the beard
He's walking by, he's talking by himself
He can disappear whenever he wants
Here comes the beard
He's walking by, and nobody gives a damn
How happy is the beard?

Girls with makeup
Boys with their books
Women with their big cups
Men with their dirty looks
He can slide right down in between
The cracks of civilization, if you know what I mean

Here comes the beard
He's walking by, he's talking by himself
He can disappear whenever he wants
Here comes the beard
And nobody cares, nobody gives a damn
How happy is the beard?

Let the sky fall, let the heavens rain
He will always have a smile upon his face
Nothing never lasts forever, that is true
That is why he's giving all his love to you

Here comes the beard
He's walking by, he's talking by himself
He can disappear whenever he wants
Here comes the beard
And nobody cares, nobody gives a damn
How happy is the beard?

Here comes the beard
Here comes the beard
How happy is the beard?

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