Baggy Shorts

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"Baggy Shorts"
Baggy Shorts cover
song by Jason Cropper
Album Fliptop (EP)
Released 2000
Length 4:02
Writer(s) Jason Cropper
Status MP3 in circulation
Fliptop (EP) track listing
"Where Did These Kids Go?"
(2)
"Baggy Shorts"
(3)
"One Good Chance"
(4)

"Baggy Shorts" is a song written by Jason Cropper. The song was recorded by Cropper's short-lived band Fliptop for the group's unreleased, self-titled EP.

Overview

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Personnel

Lyrics

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I don't have a tattoo
Or a piercing to show you
When I go into the pit,
I return black and blue

'Cuz you kids have got a real knack
Of showin' me that I don't belong
Strange though, why I don't fit in
This is still your favorite song

I should have worn my baggy shorts
When I feel so out of place
Lookin' like a dork
I should have worn my baggy shorts

I went to a Moto XXX
A punk rock show deluxe
But I didn't know anyone (He knew no one)
Just my luck

I must be antisocial
I feel so out of place
I need some safety pins and Converse
To make me feel safe

I should have worn my baggy shorts
When I feel so out of place
Lookin' like a dork
I should have worn my baggy shorts

I should have worn my baggy shorts
Well, I knew it when I left the house
If there's gonna be brute force
You better wear your baggy shorts

???
???
And if you got a chain wallet,
(??? incorporated)

Well, if you're dancin' or crushin'
Don't be so picky
And if we were really hardcore
We woulda worn our Dickies

I'm now without my baggy shorts,
And I'm accepted by my peers
The chicks all think I'm rad
I'm old enough to be their dad

I went and got some baggy shorts
And now I fit in with the crowd
Price was kinda high,
But now I'm a cool guy

I went and bought my baggy shorts
Though I don't surf or skate
They make my butt look small
Maybe now I'll get a date

And now you got your baggy shorts
And you could be ???
If you think that makes you cool
When you're a punk rock poster child

See also