Numerous Druids (The Barnaby Jones)

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"The Barnaby Jones"
Demo by 60 Wrong Sausages
Album Yeastmaster Pt. 2
Released Unreleased
Recorded 1991
Label none
Writer(s) Rivers Cuomo
RC# 88
COR# N/A
Producer(s) Rivers Cuomo
Status unreleased
Rivers Cuomo song chronology
"Scotty's Pullover (Tennis Ball)"
(RC# 87)
"Numerous Druids (The Barnaby Jones)"
(RC# 88)
"Hey M'Darlin'"
(RC# 89)
Handwritten lyrics for "The Barnaby Jones".
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"The Barnaby Jones" (listed in the COR as "Numerous Druids (The Barnaby Jones)") is a song written by Rivers Cuomo and rehearsed by 60 Wrong Sausages in 1991.

Lyrics

Simon and Garfunkel live
Underneath the water
All about the baboons swim
The water's getting hotter
Uh-oh here comes Barnaby Jones
Rub the ointment quickly
Protect yourself from TV sitcoms
Sometimes it's all you can do
to get by...

Welcome back Mr. Kotter
Salutations and so forth
I see the men have treated you well
Now off to posthumous hummus

Uh-oh I forgot what I'm saying
My brain is leaking fluids
Off we go back to Stonehenge
Home of numerous druids

See also