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Who You Callin' Bitch?

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"Who You Callin' Bitch?"
Who You Callin' Bitch? cover
Demo by Rivers Cuomo
Album Alone: The Home Recordings of Rivers Cuomo
Released December 18, 2007
Recorded February 1995 in Hamburg Germany
Length 0:46
Label Geffen
Writer(s) Rivers Cuomo
RC# 200
Producer(s) Rivers Cuomo
Status Released
Alone: The Home Recordings of Rivers Cuomo track listing
"Blast Off!"
"Who You Callin' Bitch?"
"Wanda (You're My Only Love)"
Songs from the Black Hole (Tracklist 2) track listing
"Blast Off!"
"Who You Callin' Bitch?"
"Oh Jonas"
Rivers Cuomo song chronology
"Blast Off!"
(RC# 199)
"Who You Callin' Bitch?"
(RC# 200)
"Oh Jonas (Maria's Theme)"
(RC# 201)
Songs from the Black Hole cover
Cover for SFTBH demo
Cover for SFTBH demo
Not to be confused with the opening lyrics from You Won't Get With Me Tonight

"Who You Callin' Bitch?" is a song written by Rivers Cuomo intended to be on the scrapped rock opera, Songs from the Black Hole. Before the song was officially released, Rivers was prohibited by Geffen Records from releasing his demos. To loophole this, and allow fans to hear the song, Rivers released the sheet music for the song.



Karl Koch described the song as being “slow but huge, rocking.” "Who You Callin' Bitch?" was officially released on Alone: The Home Recordings of Rivers Cuomo

In the song, like "You Won't Get with Me Tonight", Maria becomes angry after she hears Dondó call her a bitch in "Blast Off!". Jonas attempts to calm her down.

Sheet music for Who You Callin' Bitch?

Liner notes

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This was an interstitial piece from The Black Hole to be sung by one of the female leads, a character named "Maria", the "bad" girl.

The Ship Cook, Maria, walks in. She obviously has some kind of history with Jonas. Dondó suggests that Jonas can still score with her. Maria overheads this and explodes in anger at Dondó's language.
- Rivers Cuomo,


Who you callin' bitch?

Oh Maria, they don't mean it
Don't listen to them

Oh, they make me so mad and you do nothing
Nothing to stop them

Please Maria, they mean nothing
Now you must chill out

Especially Dondo
He acts like he knows that he has a big dick
I despise him


  • Rivers Cuomo – lead guitar, lead vocals, percussion, rhythm guitar, bass guitar

See also