What Is This I Find?

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"What Is This I Find?"
Demo by Weezer
from the album Alone III: The Pinkerton Years 1994-1997
ReleasedUnreleased
RecordedFebruary 1995 in Hamburg Germany)
Length1:20
LabelDGC Records
Songwriter(s)Rivers Cuomo
RC#209
COR#N/A
Producer(s)Weezer
StatusReleased
Professional reviews
Rivers Cuomo song chronology
"I Just Threw Out the Love of My Dreams"
(RC# 208) 		"What Is This I Find?"
(RC# 209) 		"(unknown)"
(RC# 210)
Alone III: The Pinkerton Years 1994-1997 track listing
26 tracks
  1. "I'm So Lonely"
  2. "Getchoo"
  3. "Lisa"
  4. "Negativland"
  5. "You Gave Your Love to Me Softly"
  6. "When You're Alone"
  7. "Susanne"
  8. "There Is No Other One"
  9. "Let Me Wash at Your Sink"
  10. "Waiting on You"
  11. "Oh No, This Is Not for Me"
  12. "Tired of Sex"
  13. "She's Had a Girl"
  14. "What Is This I Find?"
  15. "Now I Finally See"
  16. "Longtime Sunshine"
  17. "I'm Lonely on a Saturday Night"
  18. "Oh God I'm Hungry"
  19. "I'm on Fire, You're a Liar"
  20. "The End of My String"
  21. "I Can't Break Your Heart Slow"
  22. "Money Makes Me Happy"
  23. "My Mind's on You"
  24. "Defeat on the Hill"
  25. "Clarinet Waltz"
  26. "A Glorious Moment"
Songs from the Black Hole (Tracklist 1) track listing
17 tracks
  1. "Blast Off!"
  2. "You Won't Get with Me Tonight"
  3. "Maria's Theme" ("Oh Jonas")
  4. "Come to My Pod"
  5. "This Is Not For Me"
  6. "I'm Tired of Having Sex"
  7. "Superfriend"
  8. "She's Had a Girl"
  9. "Good News!"
  10. "Now I Finally See"
  11. "Gitchoo"
  12. "I Just Threw Out the Love of My Dreams"
  13. "There Is No Other One"
  14. "Devotion"
  15. "What Is This I Find?"
  16. "Longtime Sunshine"
  17. "Longtime Sunshine" (reprise)
Songs from the Black Hole (Tracklist 2) track listing
16 tracks
  1. "Blast Off!"
  2. "Who You Callin' Bitch?"
  3. "Oh Jonas"
  4. "Please Remember"
  5. "Come to My Pod"
  6. "Oh No, This Is Not for Me"
  7. "Tired of Sex"
  8. "She's Had a Girl"
  9. "Dude, We're Finally Landing"
  10. "Now I Finally See"
  11. "I Just Threw Out the Love of My Dreams"
  12. "Lisa" (not intended for SFTBH)
  13. "Superfriend"
  14. "Superfriend" (reprise)
  15. "You Won't Get with Me Tonight"
  16. "What Is This I Find?"

"What Is This I Find?" is the final song on tracklist 2 of Songs from the Black Hole and the fourteenth track on Alone III: The Pinkerton Years 1994-1997.

Appearences

Overview

In the narrative of the story, the character Jonas returns to Maria only to learn of her infidelity when he discovers a used "extra-huge" condom belonging to his shipmate, Dondó (previously established as having "a big dick").

Personnel

  • Rivers Cuomo – lead guitar, lead vocals, percussion, rhythm guitar, bass guitar

Reception

Weezer Songblog Teenage Victory Songs marked this song with the distinction of "The Grand Playlist," a collection that recognizes Weezer's just-below-best material.

Lyrics

[JONAS:]
What is this I find
Under your behind?
Extra huge, and it's used
I wonder which two of us best of friends opened and used it?

[MARIA:]
Jonas, you know I waited (Oh, I threw away)
Waited 'til I couldn't take it (Your loving kindness)
I was alone, he called on the phone (I took you for granted)
And gave me the love you wouldn't (I'm all alone)

[JONAS:]
The only one I know (Think of the times we loved)
Who fits is our Dondó (Think of the child we have)
Extra-huge, (Love would come true)
And it's used (If I could undo)
I know which two of us (what you)
Best of friends opened and used it (made me do)

See also

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