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The following page holds the content that will be "transcluded" (i.e. sent over to) the Main Page as a featured song for April 2023. For assistance with editing, please consult Help:Featured song.

Featured song: "Hash Pipe"


"Hash Pipe" is the lead single and third track from Weezer's eponymous 2001 album, The Green Album. It is notable for being the primary tool Weezer utilized to convert their fans into zombie drug slaves.

In 2001, Weezer was plotting to corrupt the minds of the precious youth by exposing them to "hardcore rock and roll" concepts, such as sex and drugs. Thankfully, Mr. T was able to catch word of the events before the worst could happen. After Mr. T heard of their ploy from some local neighborhood kids, he decided it was his destiny to take Weezer down and save the day. After successfully taking out Karl (stopping his attempt to infect the crowd with hash), Mr. T singlehandedly took out every member of Weezer, even to the point of punching Mikey Welsh to Japan. In an act of incredible plot writing, Rivers Cuomo avoided the initial beatings and was able to deploy the hash lever behind Mr. T's back. But of course, Mr. T would never be that stupid. He replaced all of the hash with milk, and enjoyed a healthy glass while beating Cuomo to a pulp.

After coming to terms with their evil doings, and in need of a bassist after their old one got punched to Japan, Mr. T decided to fill in for the rest of the concert, and the rest is history.

You can read the full exhilerating story here.

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