Amorphous Records is a record label founded in 2000 by Karl Koch. Its artist roster includes Organic Mechanic, Karlophone, Southern Fried Swing, and Skkruiapier. According to label lore, its Executive Director is a mysterious fellow by the name of Blantiss Fliangshemp.
|Organic Mechanic||Organic Mechanic||2001||AR 001|
|Press Any Key To Begin||Karlophone||2002||AR 002|
|Free Flight Thru the Universe of Sound||Southern Fried Swing||2003||AR 003|
|Snow Lust||Skuraiipeare||Unknown||AR 004|
|I Must Find This Karlophone...||Karlophone||2007||AR 007|
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Amorphous' official website makes the following statement about on Fliangshemp: "If anyone has any information pertaining to the whereabouts of Blantiss Fliangshemp, please contact the authorities immediately. He should be considered unarmed and extremely stimulating."Pat Finn, frontman for Organic Mechanic and longtime Weezer collaborator, had this to say about the mysterious label exec:
"Blantiss Fliangshemp is a major crackpot and he has absolutely no right to represent amorphousrecords or any of the people on the label. I agree with what he's saying, but he must be stopped."
Though his whereabouts have been unknown for quite some time, Fliangshemp has himself released two statements into the world in past two decades. One came in the form of a letter to Wired Magazine in 2003, and the other came in the form of an "Untitled Decree" the following year.
Fliangshemp can supposedly be reached regarding his "stable of Amorphous artists" by emailing firstname.lastname@example.org, subject header "Amorphous: Dear Blantiss."