List of people mentioned in Weezer lyrics

This list attempts to document every reference made to a person - living, dead, fictional, or real - in a Weezer lyric.

Weezer (The Blue Album) (1994) and b-sides

Person	Song	Lyric	Note
Mykel and Carli Allan	"Mykel and Carli"	The Allan sisters are the subject of this song.	After their passing, Weezer would put on an entire tribute concert and contribute to a tribute album in the name of their fan club founders. A demo of the song would be released on 2010's Death To False Metal
The Beach Boys	"Holiday"	Let's go away for a while You and I To a strange and distant land Where they speak no word of truth But we don't understand anyway	"Let's Go Away for Awhile" is a track off the Beach Boys' 1966 album Pet Sounds.
Peter Criss	"In the Garage"	I've got posters on the wall My favorite rock group Kiss I've got Ace Frehley I've got Peter Criss	Ace Frehley, along with Criss, was a member of KISS.
Kurt Cobain	"Susanne"	Even Kurt Cobain and Axl Rose When I call you put them all on hold	This was an initial lyric, which Cuomo has taken to singing live since the Memories Tour. He rewrote the lyric before recording it, mentioning Izzy Stradlin and Slash of Guns N Roses alongside Axl Rose.
Leaves Cuomo	"My Name Is Jonas" "Say It Ain't So"	MNIJ: Guess what I received In the mail today Words of deep concern From my little brother SIAS: Flip on the tele' Wrestle with Jimmy Something is bubbling Behind my back The bottle is ready to blow	Leaves Cuomo is the birth name of Rivers' younger brother. Leaves goes by James Kitts, using an adopted first name and the last name of his stepfather, Steven Kitts. Both Steven Kitts and the Cuomos' birth father, Frank Cuomo, are mentioned in "Say It Ain't So."
Frank Cuomo	"Say It Ain't So"	The entirety of the song concerns Rivers' relationship to his father, stepfather, and alcohol.	Frank Cuomo is also addressed in "Back to the Shack" and "Foolish Father" from 2014's Everything Will Be Alright in the End.
Ace Frehley	"In the Garage"	I've got posters on the wall My favorite rock group Kiss I've got Ace Frehley I've got Peter Criss	Peter Criss, along with Frehley, was a member of KISS. Cuomo would make a nod to Frehley in the early oughts, using Ace as a username on Weezer message boards.
Buddy Holly	"Buddy Holly"	Woo-ee-oo I look just like Buddy Holly Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore I don't care what they say about us anyway I don't care 'bout that	An initial draft of the chorus read: "ooo-we-ooo you look just like Ginger Rogers. Oh-oh I move just like Fred Astaire."
Jack Kerouac	"Holiday"	On the road with Kerouac Sheltered in his Bivouac On this road we'll never die Let's go away	Kerouac was a big influence on Rivers Cuomo in the lead up to the band being signed to Geffen Records.
KISS	"In the Garage"	I've got posters on the wall My favorite rock group Kiss I've got Ace Frehley I've got Peter Criss	KISS was a major influence on several members of Weezer. This lyric also mentions Ace Frehley and Peter Criss, two members of KISS.
Steven Kitts	"Say It Ain't So"	This bottle of Steven's Awakens ancient feelings Like father, stepfather, the son is drowning in the flood</small	The entirety of "Say It Ain't So" concerns Rivers' relationship to his father, stepfather, and alcohol.
Amy Moore	"Paperface"	Amy Moore blew her top Stole a car, shot a cop (Bang) Sped away 2000 miles Didn't stop until she hit New Orleans	Moore was a high school classmate of Cuomo's. See a full story on the song from the Alone II liner notes.
Mary Tyler Moore	"Buddy Holly"	Woo-ee-oo I look just like Buddy Holly Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore I don't care what they say about us anyway I don't care 'bout that	An initial draft of the chorus read: "ooo-we-ooo you look just like Ginger Rogers. Oh-oh I move just like Fred Astaire."
Nightcrawler	"In the Garage"	I've got the Dungeon Master's Guide I've got a 12-sided die I've got Kitty Pryde And Nightcrawler too	Kitty Pryde, another character from the X-Men, is also mentioned in this lyric.
Kitty Pryde	"In the Garage"	I've got the Dungeon Master's Guide I've got a 12-sided die I've got Kitty Pryde And Nightcrawler too	Nightcrawler, another character from the X-Men, is also mentioned in this lyric.
Ratt	"Surfwax America"	I'm goin' surfin cuz I don't like your face I'm bailin' out because I hate the race of Ratts that run Round and Round in the maze I'm goin' surfin', I'm goin' surfin'!	As indicated in Cuomo's handwritten lyric sheet, the line was actually written "Ratts" to reference the band, not the animal. "Round and Round" is a song off the band's 1984 album Out of the Cellar.
Axl Rose	"Susanne"	Even Izzy, Slash, and Axl Rose When I call you put them all on hold	Original lyrics for the song mentioned Kurt Cobain in place of Izzy Stradlin and Slash.
Slash	"Susanne"	Even Izzy, Slash, and Axl Rose When I call you put them all on hold	Original lyrics for the song mentioned Kurt Cobain in place of Izzy Stradlin and Slash.
Izzy Stradlin	"Susanne"	Even Izzy, Slash, and Axl Rose When I call you put them all on hold	Original lyrics for the song mentioned Kurt Cobain in place of Izzy Stradlin and Slash.
Suzanne	"Susanne"	Suzanne, an A&R representative at Geffen Records, is the subject of this song.
Initial lineup of Weezer	"Buddy Holly"	What's with these homies dissin' my girl? Why do they gotta front? What did we ever do to these guys That made them so violent?	As Cuomo explained in the liner notes for Alone: The Home Recordings of Rivers Cuomo: The life-situation that inspired the lyric was an incident in which the Weezer guys were making fun of my friend Kyung He (also in the Santa Monica College Choir). They were the "homies dissin' my girl"
Jamie Young	"Jamie" "Mrs. Young"	Young is the subject of both of these songs.	"Mrs. Young" would never see proper release as a Weezer song, though it was demoed by the band. It would eventually be released by The Rentals as "Please Let that Be You."

Pinkerton (1996) and b-sides

Person	Song	Lyric	Note
Anonymous Japanese fan	"Across the Sea"	You are 18 year old girl who live in small city of Japan And you heard me on the radio about one year ago	"Across the Sea" quotes directly from, and is addressed to, an 18-year-old fan from Japan who wrote a letter to Cuomo.
Beverly Shoenberger	"Across the Sea"	At 10 I shaved my head and tried to be a monk I thought the older women would like me if I did You see, ma, I'm a good little boy It's all your fault, momma, it's all your fault	Beverly Shoenberger is Rivers Cuomo's mother.
Cio Cio San	"El Scorcho" "Butterfly"	El Scorcho: So I went to your room and read your diary: "watching Grunge leg-drop New-Jack through a press table..." and then my heart stopped: "listening to Cio-Cio San fall in love all over again." Butterfly: I told you I would return When the robin makes his nest But I ain't never comin' back I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry	Cio Cio San is the main character of Madama Butterfly, the Puccini opera that Cuomo based Pinkerton off of. The lyrics at the close of "Butterfly" are a direct quote from this opera, translated into English from Italian.
Green Day	"El Scorcho"	I asked you to go to the Green Day concert You said you never heard of them How cool is that?	Weezer has changed this line live to reference other bands, including The Pixies and the Foo Fighters.
Grunge and New Jack	"El Scorcho"	So I went to your room and read your diary: "watching Grunge leg-drop New-Jack through a press table..." and then my heart stopped: "listening to Cio-Cio San fall in love all over again."	New Jack and Grunge were professional wrestlers. This lyric includes direct quotes from essays written by some of Cuomo's classmates at Harvard.
Public Enemy	"El Scorcho"	But you won't talk, won't look, won't think of me I'm the epitome of Public Enemy Why you wanna go and do me like that? Come down on the street and dance with me	This lyric includes a direct quote from the revolutionary hip hop group's song "Don't Believe the Hype."
KISS	"Devotion"	Suddenly our shortcomings Don't seem to matter that much Your IQ is twenty points low And I'm no six-foot hot look all-American man	This lyric is a direct quote from KISS's 1977 song "All American Man," from Alive II.
Characters from Songs from the Black Hole	"Getchoo", "I Just Threw Out the Love of My Dreams," "Devotion," "Longtime Sunshine," "Waiting on You," "You Won't Get With Me Tonight."		These songs were, at one point, included in the plans for Songs from the Black Hole, Rivers Cuomo's initial plan for Weezer's sophomore record. Maria, Laurel, Jonas, Wuan, Dondo, and M1 are all referenced throughout Pinkerton and its various b-sides, though they are not mentioned by name in the official releases of the tracks, as Cuomo eventually abandoned the concept.

Maladroit (2002)

Person	Song	Lyric	Note
Weezer fans	"Space Rock"	Ooo-hooo... You wanna cry When you're dealing with the kids Ooo-hoo.... They know it all And they're pinning you to the boards	Cuomo was outwardly antagonistic towards fans of the band's first two records in this era. The "pinning you to boards" lyric is in reference to his time on the Rivers Correspondence Board. Cuomo would go on to address Weezer's fanbase throughout Everything Will Be Alright in the End, most overtly on "Back to the Shack" and "I've Had It Up to Here."

Make Believe (2005) and b-sides

Person	Song	Lyric	Note
Jennifer Chiba	"The Other Way"	The entire song is addressed to Chiba, reflecting Cuomo's conflicted feelings about consoling her after Elliot Smith's death.

Weezer (The Red Album) (2008) and b-sides

Person	Song	Lyric	Note
ABBA	"Heart Songs"	Abba, Devo, Benatar were there the day John Lennon died	"Heart Songs" is an homage to the musicians and songs that Cuomo has admired throughout his life.
Rick Astley	"Heart Songs"	Never gonna give you up, this new love a wishing well	"Heart Songs" is an homage to the musicians and songs that Cuomo has admired throughout his life. This line is in reference to Astley's hit "Never Gonna Give You Up."
Joan Baez	"Heart Songs"	And Joan Baez, I never listened to too much jazz But hippie songs could be heard in our pad	"Heart Songs" is an homage to the musicians and songs that Cuomo has admired throughout his life.
Sheeny Bang	"Miss Sweeney"	It is presumed by fans that this song is a nod to Bang, Cuomo's longtime personal assistant.	The song has a co-write credit for Sarah C. Kim, who replaced Bang as Cuomo's assitant.
Rob Base and DJ E-Z Rock	"Heart Songs"	It takes two to make a thing go right, if the Fresh Prince starts a fight	"Heart Songs" is an homage to the musicians and songs that Cuomo has admired throughout his life. This line is in reference to Rob Base and DJ E-Z Rock's hit "It Takes Two."
Pat Benatar	"Heart Songs"	Abba, Devo, Benatar were there the day John Lennon died	"Heart Songs" is an homage to the musicians and songs that Cuomo has admired throughout his life.
Cat Stevens	"Heart Songs"	a cat named Stevens found a faith he could believe in	"Heart Songs" is an homage to the musicians and songs that Cuomo has admired throughout his life.
Terence Trent D'Arby	"Heart Songs"	Never gonna give you up, this new love a wishing well	"Heart Songs" is an homage to the musicians and songs that Cuomo has admired throughout his life. This line is in reference to D'Arby's hit "Wishing Well."
DEVO	"Heart Songs"	Abba, Devo, Benatar were there the day John Lennon died	"Heart Songs" is an homage to the musicians and songs that Cuomo has admired throughout his life.
Elvis Presley	"The Greatest Man that Ever Lived (Variations on the Shaker Hymn)"	Somebody said all the world's a stage And each of us is a player That's what I've been trying to tell you In Act I, I was struggling to survive	The spoken word section of this song borrows from Presley's "Are You Lonesome Tonight?." The lyrics of that original song, which are repeated here, are themselves in reference to William Shakespeare.
Geffen Records	"Pork and Beans"	This song is addressed to the Geffen executives who rejected Weezer's initial draft of The Red Album on the basis that it didn't have enough uptempo, radio-friendly songs.
Debbie Gibson	"Heart Songs"	Debbie Gibson, tell me that you think we're all alone	"Heart Songs" is an homage to the musicians and songs that Cuomo has admired throughout his life.
Iron Maiden	"Heart Songs"	Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, and Slayer taught me how to shred	"Heart Songs" is an homage to the musicians and songs that Cuomo has admired throughout his life.
Michael Jackson	"Heart Songs"	Michael Jackson's in the mirror, I gotta have faith if I wanna see clear	"Heart Songs" is an homage to the musicians and songs that Cuomo has admired throughout his life. Weezer has covered Jackson live, and he was also referenced in "Turning Up the Radio" from 2010's Death to False Metal.
DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince (Will Smith)	"Heart Songs"	It takes two to make a thing go right, if the Fresh Prince starts a fight	"Heart Songs" is an homage to the musicians and songs that Cuomo has admired throughout his life. This line is in reference to DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince's theme song to Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
Judas Priest	"Heart Songs"	Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, and Slayer taught me how to shred	"Heart Songs" is an homage to the musicians and songs that Cuomo has admired throughout his life.
The Beatles	"Heart Songs"	Abba, Devo, Benatar were there the day John Lennon died	"Heart Songs" is an homage to the musicians and songs that Cuomo has admired throughout his life.
Gordon Lightfoot	"Heart Songs"	Gordon Lightfoot sang a song about a boat that sank in the lake At the break of the mornin'	"Heart Songs" is an homage to the musicians and songs that Cuomo has admired throughout his life.
George Michael	"Heart Songs"	Michael Jackson's in the mirror, I gotta have faith if I wanna see clear	"Heart Songs" is an homage to the musicians and songs that Cuomo has admired throughout his life. This line is in reference to Michaels's hit "Faith."
Nirvana	"Heart Songs"	Back in 1991 I wasn't having any fun 'Til my roommate said "C'mon" and put a brand new record on Had a baby on it, he was naked on it then I heard the chords that broke the chains I had up on me	"Heart Songs" is an homage to the musicians and songs that Cuomo has admired throughout his life. This line is in reference to Nirvana's Nevermind record.
Adam Orth	"Everybody Get Dangerous"	They were all just a little bit wicked They'd blow up mail boxes With a baseball bat Go for direct hits	Orth is a longtime friend of the band and has sat in with Weezer several times. "Everybody Get Dangerous" catalogues his and Cuomo's wilder, younger days. Orth penned a short essay about the song.
Quiet Riot	"Heart Songs"	Quiet Riot got me started with the banging of my head	"Heart Songs" is an homage to the musicians and songs that Cuomo has admired throughout his life.
Eddit Rabbit	"Heart Songs"	Eddie Rabbitt sang about how much he loved a rainy night	"Heart Songs" is an homage to the musicians and songs that Cuomo has admired throughout his life.
Kevin Ridel	"Troublemaker"	I’m a troublemaker, not a double-taker I don’t have the patience to keep it on the up	Ridel, a longtime friend and frequent musical collaborator of Rivers Cuomo, used to say "keep it on the up" a lot in their youth.
William Shakespeare	"The Greatest Man that Ever Lived (Variations on the Shaker Hymn)"	Somebody said all the world's a stage And each of us is a player That's what I've been trying to tell you In Act I, I was struggling to survive	The spoken word section of this song (itself a reference to Elvis Presley's "Are You Lonesome Tonight?") quotes from Shakespeare's famous line from As You Like It.
Slayer	"Heart Songs"	Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, and Slayer taught me how to shred	"Heart Songs" is an homage to the musicians and songs that Cuomo has admired throughout his life. Slayer is also mentioned in "(If You're Wondering If I Want You To) I Want You To" from Raditude.
Bruce Springsteen	"Heart Songs"	Mr. Springsteen said he had a hungry heart	"Heart Songs" is an homage to the musicians and songs that Cuomo has admired throughout his life.
Tiffany Darwish	"Heart Songs"	Debbie Gibson, tell me that you think we're all alone	"Heart Songs" is an homage to the musicians and songs that Cuomo has admired throughout his life. This line is in reference to Tiffany Darwish's hit "I Think We're Alone Now," which Weezer has covered live.
Timbaland	"Pork and Beans"	Everyone likes to dance to a happy song With a catchy chorus and beat so they can sing along Timbaland knows the way to reach the top of the chart Maybe if I work with him I can perfect the art	Timbaland was at the height of his commercial popularity at the time of Cuomo's writing this song.
Grover Washington	"Heart Songs"	Grover Washington was happy on the day he topped the chart	"Heart Songs" is an homage to the musicians and songs that Cuomo has admired throughout his life.

Raditude (2009)

Person	Song	Lyric	Note
Shirley Applebee	"Trippin' Down The Freeway"	You've got the Shirley Applebee look I'm totally caught up on your hook You know that we are gonna be okay We'll stick together as we're trippin' down the freeway	It isn't known who Shirley Applebee is. It may be a nod to Shirley Temple, or a name meant to evoke some kind of traditional, 20th century image of an American woman. Some speculate that the lyric is meant to refer to actress Shiri Appleby, though this has not been confirmed.
Mia Cuomo	"I'm Your Daddy"	You are my baby tonight And I'm your daddy	The lyrics of the song's main hook were purportedly inspired by an experience Cuomo had with his daughter.
Jay-Z	"Let It All Hang Out"	Me and my girl ain't speak in weeks and I can't remember the reason why why why On top of that it's a recession, I feel like Jay-Z; this can't be life life	"Let It All Hang Out" was written with Jermaine Dupri, explaining why Cuomo is making a rather unbelievable reference to a hip hop icon. Dupri is also referenced in the song.
Jill	"The Girl Got Hot"	I stepped to the floor with her best friend Jill And tried to thicken the plot The thing I finally found with these other girls in town She got hot and they did not	"The Girl Got Hot" is, presumably, a (very bad) story-song with no basis in reality. Cuomo has said that the song was inspired by a woman he re-encountered at a high school reunion, but Kiki Dee and Jill are likely invented characters.
Jermaine Dupri	"Let It All Hang Out"	Me and JD chillin in the shack Sharing Chiclets from the same pack	Jermaine Dupri co-wrote this song.
Kiki Dee	"The Girl Got Hot"	I went to a show last Saturday night The band was doing their thing A moshpit started and then the crowd parted And there was Kiki Dee	"The Girl Got Hot" is, presumably, a (very bad) story-song with no basis in reality. Cuomo has said that the song was inspired by a woman he re-encountered at a high school reunion, but Kiki Dee and Jill are likely invented characters.
Kevin Greene	"Trippin' Down The Freeway"	I told you that you had put on some weight You went out with somebody named Kevin Greene You preferred to go to a volleyball game I told you that you couldn't be more lame	It isn't known who Kevin Greene is.
Lil' Wayne	"Can't Stop Partying"	Okay bitches, Weezer and it's Weezy Upside down MTV Please don't shoot me down because I'm an endangered species	Lil' Wayne refers to himself by his nickname, Weezy.
"M."	"The Prettiest Girl in the Whole Wide World"	And I got the prettiest girl in the whole wide world And nobody can take her from me And in the evening when she goes out walking alone I wait at home patiently I've never been so happy I've never been so sure	Cuomo wrote this song about a fan he met signing autographs in December of 1996.
Slayer	"(If You're Wondering If I Want You To) I Want You To"	The moon was shining on the lake that night Your Slayer t-shirt fit the scene just right Through smeared mascara, I looked into your eyes and saw a light	Slayer is also mentioned in the 2008 song Red Album track "Heart Songs.
Pat Wilson	"In the Mall"	Attention shoppers, will Pat Wilson's mother please come to the Eastern Hills Mall Information Desk?	Wilson wrote this song about his experiences whiling away time at malls as a kid. Wilson is also mentioned in "Back to the Shack."

Hurley and b-sides (2010)

Person	Song	Lyric	Note
Audioslave	"Memories"	Pissing in plastic cups before we went on stage Playing hacky sack back when Audioslave was still Rage	Members of Rage Against the Machine formed Audioslave after the former band dissolved in 2000.
Diddy	"Trainwrecks"	Someday we'll cut our critics down to size And crash a Diddy party in disguise	It is difficult to tell what Cuomo could have possibly meant here. Apparently crashing a P. Diddy party in disguises is the way that the Trainwrecks will persevere.
"Meg"	"Where's My Sex?"	Meg likes to hide it She says that it gives her a kick It may be under the rug Or stuck in a shoe closet	The song may have been inspired by something Cuomo's daughter Mia said, mistaking the word "sex" for "socks." It's possible "Meg" is a stand in for "Mia."
Rage Against the Machine	"Memories"	Pissing in plastic cups before we went on stage Playing hacky sack back when Audioslave was still Rage	Members of Rage Against the Machine formed Audioslave after the former band dissolved in 2000.
The 2010 US Men's Olympic Soccer Team	"Represent"	US Soccer 2010! Represent	Cuomo wrote this song as a tribute to the team. "My Day is Coming" was written for the same purpose in 2006.
St. Peter	"Viva la Vida"	For some reason I can't explain I know St Peter won't call my name	A cover of a Coldplay song, "Viva la Vida" contains numerous historical and Christian references.
Names in "Smart Girls"	"Smart Girls"	Yumi, Sherie, Alison, Mary Which one do I want to marry? ... Lisa, Brittany, Paula, Whitney Which one do I want here with me? ... Debbie, Donna, Tatiana Don't you know you make me lose my mind?	The misogynistic origins of this song are fairly well documented.
Members of Weezer	"Brave New World"	We hate to leave our shelter But there’s so much waiting out there If only we’d open our eyes and see	Cuomo said in the PacSun Hurley commentary that "Brave New World" was written in response to the rest of the band's unwillingness to explore new genres. Intra-band relations are also mentioned in "Buddy Holly," release on "The Blue Album" in 1994.

Death to False Metal (2010)

Person	Song	Lyric	Note
Mykel and Carli Allan	"Mykel and Carli"	The Allan sisters are the subject of this song.	After their passing, Weezer would put on an entire tribute concert and contribute to a tribute album in the name of their fan club founders. A proper studio recording of the song would be released as a b-side during the Blue Album era.
Kyoko Ito Cuomo	"The Odd Couple"	The odd couple is what we are in reality But we are so happy in everything we do The odd couple is what they're saying of you and me But we know the feeling that we share is true	According to Karl Koch, this is an autobiographical song about Rivers Cuomo and his wife. Kyoko Cuomo is also referenced on "Back to the Shack."
Michael Jackson	"Turning Up the Radio"	It's the hits, it's the flops Billie Jean and She Bop	Jackson's 1983 hit "Billie Jean" is mentioned, alongside "She Bop" by Cyndi Lauper. Jackson is also mentioned in 2008's "Heart Songs."
Cyndi Lauper	"Turning Up the Radio"	It's the hits, it's the flops Billie Jean and She Bop	Lauper's 1984 hit "She Bop" is referenced here, alongside Michael Jackson's "Billie Jean."

Everything Will Be Alright in the End (2014)

Person	Song	Lyric	Note
The Astronauts	"Ain't Got Nobody"	In the "Where Are They Now?" category: The Astronauts, with their first big hit...	A fictional band at the center of the on-and-off narrative that structures the entire record, the Astronauts are based on Weezer and Cuomo's career.
Bella	Throughout the album		Bella is one of the characters devised as part of the album's narrative. She is a romantic interest of Sebastian, the character based on Rivers Cuomo.
George Blotkin	Throughout the album		George Blotkin is one of the characters devised as part of the album's narrative. He is an executive of Electric Records, alongside Cleo.
British soldiers in the American Revolutionary War	"The British are Coming"	Punk-ass redcoats trying to run the show Telling me what to do and where to go	Though initially taking a more abstract approach to the song's lyrics, Cuomo would revise them to write a fairly straight-ahead recounting of the American Revolutionary War.
Claire	Throughout the album		Claire is one of the characters devised as part of the album's narrative. She is the mother of Sebastian, the character based on Rivers Cuomo. Ostentisibly she is based on Beverly Shoenberger, Cuomo's real-life mother.
Cleo	"Cleopatra"	You can't control me no more, Cleopatra	Cleo is one of the characters devised as part of the album's narrative. She is an executive of Electric Records, the record label that The Astronauts are signed to.
Cleopatra	"Cleopatra"	You can't control me no more, Cleopatra	The song discusses an aging woman. It is also a reference to Cleo, one of the many characters devised for the album's narrative.
Kyoko Ito Cuomo	"Back to the Shack"	I finally settled down with my girl and I made up with my dad Had to go and make a few mistakes so I could find out who I am	Rivers Cuomo married Kyoko Ito in 2006.
Frank Cuomo	"Ain't Got Nobody" "Back to the Shack" "Foolish Father"	AGN: My daddy loved me No one could touch me Until he went up and left me lonely BttS: I finally settled down with my girl and I made up with my dad Had to go and make a few mistakes so I could find out who I am FF: Forgive your foolish father He did the best that he could do	On "Ain't Got Nobody," the lyric addresses the fact that Frank Cuomo left his family when Rivers Cuomo was very young. Their reunion much later in life is described on "Back to the Shack." On "Foolish Father," the lyrics double as both Rivers addressing his father and Rivers' own children addressing him. Fatherhood is a persistent theme of Everything Will Be Alright in the End. Frank Cuomo is also referenced on "Say It Ain't So."
George III	"The British are Coming"	This is the night Light up a fire in the forge We're not the coins in the coffer of old King George	Though initially taking a more abstract approach to the song's lyrics, Cuomo would revise them to write a fairly straight-ahead recounting of the American Revolutionary War.
Stephen Hawking	"Da Vinci"	Even Da Vinci couldn't paint you And Stephen Hawking can't explain you Rosetta Stone could not translate you I'm at a loss for words	In true Weezer fashion, the song heaps praise on a love interest of the narrator. She is so fascinating to him that he can't understand her.
KISS	"Ain't Got Nobody" "Eulogy for a Rock Band" (speculated)	"Look, rock is dead. Guitars are dead."	This is a nod to a then-recent quote by KISS's guitarist Gene Simmons: "Rock is finally dead." Critics and fans have wondered if KISS is the band referenced in "Eulogy for a Rock Band," though Cuomo hasn't yet revealed who the song is addressed to. KISS is referenced in many Weezer other songs, including "In the Garage and "Devotion."
Joe Laffoley	Throughout the album		Joe Laffoley is one of the characters devised as part of the album's narrative. He is viewing the narrative of the album unfold via transmissions from the future. He discovers through these transmissions that they center on his son, Sebastian, who is based on Rivers Cuomo.
The Sons of Liberty	"The British are Coming"	We'll show 'em we are the true sons of liberty	The Sons of Liberty was a secret revolutionary organization that was founded by Samuel Adams in the Thirteen American Colonies to advance the rights of the European colonists and to fight taxation by the British government. Though initially taking a more abstract approach to this song's lyrics, Cuomo would revise them to write a fairly straight-ahead recounting of the American Revolutionary War.
Sebastian	Throughout the album		Sebastian is the lead character of the album's narrative. He is the lead musician in a band called The Astronauts.
Paul Revere	"The British are Coming"	One if by land Two if they come by the sea	Though initially taking a more abstract approach to this song's lyrics, Cuomo would revise them to write a fairly straight-ahead recounting of the American Revolutionary War.
Leonardo da Vinci	"Da Vinci"	Even Da Vinci couldn't paint you And Stephen Hawking can't explain you Rosetta Stone could not translate you I'm at a loss for words	In true Weezer fashion, the song heaps praise on a love interest of the narrator. She is so fascinating to him that he can't understand her.
Weezer fans	"Back to the Shack" "I've Had It Up to Here"	BttS: "Sorry guys, I didn't realize that I needed you so much I thought I'd get a new audience, I forgot that disco sucks I ended up with nobody and I started feeling dumb" IHIUTH: I tried to give my best to you But you plugged up your ears And now I just can't take no more I've had it up to here	On "Back to the Shack," Cuomo is apologizing for steering the band away from the sound and style preferred by the band's more devoted fanbase. The band has wrestled for much of their career with the legacy of their 90's output and its perceived superiority to everything they've released since. On "I've Had It Up To Here," Cuomo is less conciliatory. Cuomo has previously addressed his fanbase on "Space Rock."
Initial line-up of Weezer	"Back to the Shack"	Take me back, back to the shack Back to the strat with the lightning strap Kick in the door, more hardcore Rocking out like it's '94	The "shack" is a likely reference to the Amherst House, a home the band and its friends shared in the early days. The Garage, immortalized in the music video for "Say It Ain't So," was a frequent rehearsal / recording spot for the band there.
Current line-up of Weezer	"Back to the Shack"	We belong in the rock world There is so much left to do If we die in obscurity, oh well At least we raised some hell	Cuomo had written "Brave New World" on Hurley about the rest of the band not wanting to explore other genres of music. He appears to be walking that criticism back here. He would, of course, veer Weezer into very new (and decidedly non-rock) genre territories on both The Black Album and Pacific Daydream.
Brian Wilson	"Eulogy for a Rock Band" (speculated)	The entire song is addressed to, according to Cuomo, one of Weezer's "forefathers."	Some fans and critics have wondered if Wilson is the subject of this song.
Pat Wilson	"Back to the Shack"	Maybe I should play the lead guitar and Pat should play the drums	Starting with his contribution of "Automatic" on The Red Album, Wilson began regularly playing guitar for Weezer, both live and in the studio. Josh Freese filled Wilson's role frequently behind the drums. Wilson is also referenced on "In the Mall" from Raditude.

See also

• Weezer influences
• Gallery:Lyric sheets
• List of food and beverages mentioned in Weezer lyrics